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FW: No Smoking

After having watched NO SMOKING, the first thing you want to do is ask Anurag Kashyap, the director of this misadventure: Now what was that? Cinema is all about three Es -- enlighten, educate and entertain. But NO SMOKING neither educates, nor enlightens. As for entertainment, forget it! You try so hard to understand what NO SMOKING tries to say, but the film is like one big puzzle that refuses to get solved. What ails NO SMOKING, did you ask. Simple, itâ €™s t he most complicated cinematic experience of 2007. Agreed, the directorâ €™s intentions are noble. Cigarette smoking is injurious to health and Kashyap wants to highlight this message loud and clear via his new movie. But what has Kashyap come up with? Write your own movie review of No Smoking NO SMOKING leaves you exasperated and disgusted. Exasperated, because till the end credits roll, you just donâ €™t know what happened in those 2 hours. Disgusted, because Kashyap had solid backers [Eros,
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FW: "I am not fond of remakes" - Farah Khan

She is one woman the whole of Bollywood would love dancing to. Needless to say that, besides being a was a choreographer par excellence, now she has donned the hat of a director with her debut film Main Hoon Na starring her best friend Shahrukh Khan. Not the one to rest on her laurels, she is now all set to give the audience its second dose of wholesome entertainment, Bollywood isshtyle! IndiaFM caught up with this most powerful lady in Bollywood for a chat. And man! She was nothing short of mesmerism personified! Pranav: Hi Farah Farah Khan: Hi Pranav! Shahzeb M. : I love all the songs of the movie but my favorite is Ajab Si and Main Agar Kahoon and I think Vishal & Shekhar have done wonders with the music but why hasn't Vishal sung in this movie, his voice is so good and overall, what's your favorite song in the film? Farah Khan : Vishal had not sung the song because he was busy composing the music and also he has written the lyrics of

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings. WOMEN'S WORDS 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Fine, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about? ********* MEN'S WORDS 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have s@x now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

BOND GIRLS

Let's face it, no Bond film would be complete without a Bond girl. The faces may have changed over the years but one thing always remains constant, James Bond's inability to resist a lovely lady. Sexy, dangerous, bold, and brazen, the women in 007 movies are among the most interesting ladies in film. Whether trained killers, fellow spies or just hanging around in casinos, the Bond girl is as important to any Bond film as a cigarette lighter that turns into a speedboat. From Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) rising from the sea in her sexy bikini in Dr No through to secret agent Jinx (Halle Berry) doing the very same in Die Another Day, we take a look at Bond's most memorable ladies. Ursula Andress Lana Wood Honor Blackman Britt Ekland Shirley Eaton Jane Seymour Denise Richards Barbara Bach Halle Berry Famke Janssen

fun - the conversation

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree