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The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleges she was shoved down a flight of stairs by Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. The incident comes on the heels of reports that Hilton and Moakler's ex, blink-182 guitarist Travis Barker, recently locked lips. "She was punched in the face, she did not require medical attention but she's sleeping (now)," Hilton's rep Elliot Mintz told The ShowBuzz Wednesday. The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleg...

BILL MEETS SATAN Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option.""Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As...

The Guardian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him."Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered."Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?" ON HONEYMOON A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject...

Talking to Doctor ********************************* [1] Provisional Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." ********************************* [2] Unstable "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" ********************************* [3] Better after Surgery "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" ********************************* [4] Dumbfounded Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!...

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• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. • Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? • A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors? • A French guest, staying in a hotel in New York, phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" said the Frenchman. • A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?...

A quick and funny share from one of our readers.... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- (common college is not an abbreviation) C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Thanks to Mahila