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The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleges she was shoved down a flight of stairs by Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. The incident comes on the heels of reports that Hilton and Moakler's ex, blink-182 guitarist Travis Barker, recently locked lips. "She was punched in the face, she did not require medical attention but she's sleeping (now)," Hilton's rep Elliot Mintz told The ShowBuzz Wednesday. The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleg

BILL MEETS SATAN Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option.""Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As

The Guardian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him."Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered."Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?" ON HONEYMOON A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject