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After having watched NO SMOKING, the first thing you want to do is ask Anurag Kashyap, the director of this misadventure: Now what was that? Cinema is all about three Es -- enlighten, educate and entertain. But NO SMOKING neither educates, nor enlightens. As for entertainment, forget it! You try so hard to understand what NO SMOKING tries to say, but the film is like one big puzzle that refuses to get solved. What ails NO SMOKING, did you ask. Simple, itâ €™s t he most complicated cinematic experience of 2007. Agreed, the directorâ €™s intentions are noble. Cigarette smoking is injurious to health and Kashyap wants to highlight this message loud and clear via his new movie. But what has Kashyap come up with? Write your own movie review of No Smoking NO SMOKING leaves you exasperated and disgusted. Exasperated, because till the end credits roll, you just donâ €™t know what happened in those 2 hours. Disgusted, because Kashyap had solid backers [Eros,...

She is one woman the whole of Bollywood would love dancing to. Needless to say that, besides being a was a choreographer par excellence, now she has donned the hat of a director with her debut film Main Hoon Na starring her best friend Shahrukh Khan. Not the one to rest on her laurels, she is now all set to give the audience its second dose of wholesome entertainment, Bollywood isshtyle! IndiaFM caught up with this most powerful lady in Bollywood for a chat. And man! She was nothing short of mesmerism personified! Pranav: Hi Farah Farah Khan: Hi Pranav! Shahzeb M. : I love all the songs of the movie but my favorite is Ajab Si and Main Agar Kahoon and I think Vishal & Shekhar have done wonders with the music but why hasn't Vishal sung in this movie, his voice is so good and overall, what's your favorite song in the film? Farah Khan : Vishal had not sung the song because he was busy composing the music and also he has written the lyrics of ...

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings. WOMEN'S WORDS 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Fine, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about? ********* MEN'S WORDS 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have s@x now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

Let's face it, no Bond film would be complete without a Bond girl. The faces may have changed over the years but one thing always remains constant, James Bond's inability to resist a lovely lady. Sexy, dangerous, bold, and brazen, the women in 007 movies are among the most interesting ladies in film. Whether trained killers, fellow spies or just hanging around in casinos, the Bond girl is as important to any Bond film as a cigarette lighter that turns into a speedboat. From Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) rising from the sea in her sexy bikini in Dr No through to secret agent Jinx (Halle Berry) doing the very same in Die Another Day, we take a look at Bond's most memorable ladies. Ursula Andress Lana Wood Honor Blackman Britt Ekland Shirley Eaton Jane Seymour Denise Richards Barbara Bach Halle Berry Famke Janssen

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

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The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleges she was shoved down a flight of stairs by Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. The incident comes on the heels of reports that Hilton and Moakler's ex, blink-182 guitarist Travis Barker, recently locked lips. "She was punched in the face, she did not require medical attention but she's sleeping (now)," Hilton's rep Elliot Mintz told The ShowBuzz Wednesday. The most scandalous news this week went down at Hollywood's Hyde nightclub during the wee hours of Wednesday morning. For now, it's a case of "she said, she said." Paris Hilton alleges she was punched in the face by "Dancing with the Stars" alum Shanna Moakler, while Moakler alleg...

BILL MEETS SATAN Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option.""Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As...

The Guardian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him."Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered."Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?" ON HONEYMOON A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject...

Talking to Doctor ********************************* [1] Provisional Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." ********************************* [2] Unstable "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" ********************************* [3] Better after Surgery "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" ********************************* [4] Dumbfounded Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!...

A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train. Born free taxed to death. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. It's not hard to meet expense s, they are everywhere. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. The hardest part of skating is the ice. My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. The troub...

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. • Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? • A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors? • A French guest, staying in a hotel in New York, phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" said the Frenchman. • A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?...

A quick and funny share from one of our readers.... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- (common college is not an abbreviation) C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Thanks to Mahila

It's official: Britney Spears is going to have a baby, one more time. Is it too early as Sean Preston's ( her first baby) will be celebrating his first birthday only few weeks before his brother/ sister comes to life. After months of speculation about the size and shape of her abdomen, the pop star confirmed to David Letterman Tuesday that she is expecting her second child with her aspiring rapper husband, Kevin Federline. Spears, who was in New York this week promoting the latest scent in her fragrance line, made a surprise Late Show appearance to break the news. "Don't worry Dave, it's not yours," she said. Spears was accompanied by eight-month-old Sean Preston, whose September 2005 birth was notably memorialized by the sculpture Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, one artist's interpretation of Spears expelling her firstborn into the world. For those keeping track at home, Sean Preston's baby brother or sister will make the fourth child...

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish". The man said, " Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormity of the undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it will take! It will nearly exhaust all the natural resources. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly hings. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me". The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. How she feels inside, what she's thinking when she's silent? Why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make her truly happy ". Guess what might be the answ...

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone .....

International Design China's current building boom is doing more than sucking up the world's supply of steel -- it's creating a stage for some of today's boldest architecture and engineering. Take a tour of the 10 of the most intriguing examples. The Commune, Beijing First phase completed 2002, expansion scheduled for completion in 2010 Even if the Commune didn't sit beside that wonder of the ancient world, the Great Wall of China, it would still qualify as a wonder. The complex includes houses by 12 of Asia's leading architects. It was conceived by married real-estate developers Zhang Xin and Pan Shiyi, who gave each architect a $1 million budget. Shigeru Ban, the Japanese architect most famous for the paper houses he designed for refugees of the Kobe earthquake, designed the Furniture House, featuring the laminated plywood typically used for modular furniture, and China's Yung Ho Chang created the Split House, which takes the idea of a boxy dwelling, slice...

Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else. Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. Waiter : Would you like your coffee black. Customer : What other colours do you have? My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Pupil : Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf? Teacher: Really. Who is it? Pupil : Pardon. Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated. Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and Stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love. Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : ...