The Fun Factor

                 

~*Count Your Life*~    

 

What people do when they have too much free time..... ;o) Watch out for the last one.............. toooooo gud.

Did you know you share your birthday with atleast 9 other million people in the world? The electric chair was invented by a dentist. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginiastill had segregation laws requiring separate toiletfacilities for blacks and whites. The human heart creates enough pressure whenit pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. "I am."is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The longest word in the English language is 1909letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded historynot to have a full moon. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a ...

Our communication - Wireless, Our telephone - Cordless, Our cooking - Fireless, Our youth - Jobless, Our religion - Creedless, Our food - Fatless, Our faith - Godless, Our labor - Effortless, Our conduct - Worthless, Our relation - Loveless, Our attitude - Careless, Our feelings - Heartless, Our education - Valueless, Our Follies - Countless, Our arguments - Baseless, Our bosses - Hopeless, Finally, Our Salary - Veryless, This Email - Meaningless, AND ......... ......... ......... The person who is reading it - useless....!! !!

Take a look at this hoarding by Pepsi. This building is on TTK Road,Chennai. Coca Cola has taken 2nd floor for their sales & marketing officeand recently fixed a board. Two days later Pepsi put up a board in the same building where they have no retail outlet. This is a kind of demarketing. Coca-cola can't do anything 4 this..KIA DAMAG HAI YAR.....KoOoOoL Na... ???????

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects otherwise. 5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not. 6) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't want man or woman, I'll still produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation team will think I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months. 8) QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off! Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia! The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders! A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood! Most lipstick contains fish scales! The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum! No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth! Clinophobia is the fear of beds! A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!...

Electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun! Trying is the first step towards failure If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me Save a horse, ride a Cowboy! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people I'm the girl your parents warned you about I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not I have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever lea...

This is a personal journey, if you are just beginning it; I wish you patience and the strength to continue. If you are in the midst of it... please hold my hand and walk with me while we grow, stumble and grow some more. If you have journeyed and Successfully made your way.... Welcome to our world, won't you come on in? Things are so different here, won't you be my friend. The canyons are deep, the mountains so high, If you're just a little brave, please come nigh. God is the potter, we are the clay, In this locked up world we must stay. We learn quickly to separate the chaff from the wheat, Hoping all the while new friends we'll meet. A word is just a word full of letters, Many I hear saying, "You’ll be ok, you'll get better." Groping for words, the tether slips, Anger, confusion, and frustration come out my lips. The whole time I'm begging for this to be a dream! What can I do, what can I say? Whoever reads this, just hope attention to it you'll ...

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again. The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship. Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U. A true friend understands when u say 'I forgot', waits 4ever when u say 'just a min', stays with u when u say 'leave me alone' & opens his heart even b4 u knock If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last! Keep the lamp of friendship burni...

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ??? 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??? Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!