21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

Our communication - Wireless,
Our telephone - Cordless,
Our cooking - Fireless,
Our youth - Jobless,
Our religion - Creedless,
Our food - Fatless,
Our faith - Godless,
Our labor - Effortless,
Our conduct - Worthless,
Our relation - Loveless,
Our attitude - Careless,
Our feelings - Heartless,
Our education - Valueless,
Our Follies - Countless,
Our arguments - Baseless,
Our bosses - Hopeless,
Finally, Our Salary - Veryless,
This Email - Meaningless,

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The person who is reading it - useless....!! !!

Comments

kind of demarketing

Take a look at this hoarding by Pepsi. This building is on TTK Road,Chennai. Coca Cola has taken 2nd floor for their sales & marketing officeand recently fixed a board. Two days later Pepsi put up a board in the same building where they have no retail outlet. This is a kind of demarketing. Coca-cola can't do anything 4 this..KIA DAMAG HAI YAR.....KoOoOoL Na... ???????

fun - the conversation

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

Useful facts - 3

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