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Stupid Techonolgy

Stupid Techonolgy. If u cant use it, have a look at it.
Digital Cyborg Hammer.
With unbreakable & high density Lens Technology this hammer also counts nails its drills plus fingers. CAREFUL.
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MotoVac-Cleaner.
Vaccum Cleaner for Real Men.
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Pic Auto Eraser-o-matic
Erase with awesome RPM meter, control the speed of eraser, angle. AWESOME.
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NexGen 3D Keyboard
Bored with flat desktop keyboards. Use 3D cuboidal Keyboard. WOW.
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SpaX Sticky Tape.
Somebody uses ur lucky sticking tape, now they wont. Gr8.
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Finger Graft
Never worry about refill. Careful only writes in RED INK. Kinda a Scary.

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