men & women!!

What is the difference between men and
women?
 
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman
is one
who can find such a man.
 
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.
 
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item
that she
doesn't want.
 
4. A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't
change, and
she does.
 
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman-
before and after marriage.
 
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
 
7. To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a
woman,
you must
love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
 
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use
in two people remembering the same
thing!
 
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a newargument.
 
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of
romance.