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What is the difference between men and women?   1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.   2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.   3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.   4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.   5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.   6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.   7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.   8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no...
The Companies have redefined themselves as..... 1. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions 5. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds 8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 11. HP: Hen Pecked 12. AT & T: All Troubles & Terrible 13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort 14. DEC: Drifting and Exhausted Computers 15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go 16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster 17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited 18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India 19. PCL: Poor Computers Limited 20. SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers 21. SUN: Surely Useless Novelties 22. CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After An Year 23. TUL: Troubles Un Limited 24 CTS: Coffee Tea and ...