Red Car #1 Mike Shoemaker
He wins most of the time.
The best F1 driver.
If you don't like this guy, don't bother to watch F1.
He owns ten dogs.
Red Car #2 Ruband Barryhello
His purpose in life is to help Mike Shoemaker win races.
He likes to make up excuses in post race interviews (i.e. brake problems).
When he wins, he cries like a baby.
Blue Car #3 Jan Paboo Moontoya
This guy likes to swear to his team.
He behaves like a kid.
He owns a $3million apartment in Miami.
He hates Raf.
Blue Car #4 Raf Shoemaker
This guy tries to drive like his brother Mike.
He is frequently involved in accidents.
He hates Jan.
Silver Car #5 Dave Coughard
This guy is a playboy.
He screws supermodels.
He owns a hotel in Monaco.
Silver Car #6 Kiwi Rideonone
This guy doesn't like to talk.
When he speaks, nobody understands what he?s saying.
Blue Car #7 Yeano Truly
This guy likes to party.
His hairstyle is horrible.
Blue Car #8 Furnano Alongsod
He enjoys crashing into solid objects.
White Car #9 Jensend Butter
This guy is a gentleman.
He has a sexy girlfriend.
White Car #10 Talku Sayto
This guy likes to punch other cars off the track.
He is very good at blowing up engines.
A master of spins and crashes.
The most exciting F1 driver.
Blue Car #11 Gincaro Fishyhella
He has a habit of going upside down.
Blue Car #12 Phillype Messer
He usually ends up in a crash.
Green Car #14 Mark Web
He has no luck.
Green CAR #15 Chris Clean
He likes to crash into another car on the first lap.
Red Car #16 Cristino The Matter
He usually gets hit from behind.
Red Car #17 Olive Penies
He has a habit of stalling on the grid.
Yellow Car #18 Nick Hidefell
This guy is a gentleman.
Yellow Car #19 Gogo Pantno
Not sure what he's doing in F1.
Black Car #20 Ginmar Bun
Other cars eat this car for lunch.
Black Car #21 Salt Bumfarter
Other cars eat this car for breakfast
He wins most of the time.
The best F1 driver.
If you don't like this guy, don't bother to watch F1.
He owns ten dogs.
Red Car #2 Ruband Barryhello
His purpose in life is to help Mike Shoemaker win races.
He likes to make up excuses in post race interviews (i.e. brake problems).
When he wins, he cries like a baby.
Blue Car #3 Jan Paboo Moontoya
This guy likes to swear to his team.
He behaves like a kid.
He owns a $3million apartment in Miami.
He hates Raf.
Blue Car #4 Raf Shoemaker
This guy tries to drive like his brother Mike.
He is frequently involved in accidents.
He hates Jan.
Silver Car #5 Dave Coughard
This guy is a playboy.
He screws supermodels.
He owns a hotel in Monaco.
Silver Car #6 Kiwi Rideonone
This guy doesn't like to talk.
When he speaks, nobody understands what he?s saying.
Blue Car #7 Yeano Truly
This guy likes to party.
His hairstyle is horrible.
Blue Car #8 Furnano Alongsod
He enjoys crashing into solid objects.
White Car #9 Jensend Butter
This guy is a gentleman.
He has a sexy girlfriend.
White Car #10 Talku Sayto
This guy likes to punch other cars off the track.
He is very good at blowing up engines.
A master of spins and crashes.
The most exciting F1 driver.
Blue Car #11 Gincaro Fishyhella
He has a habit of going upside down.
Blue Car #12 Phillype Messer
He usually ends up in a crash.
Green Car #14 Mark Web
He has no luck.
Green CAR #15 Chris Clean
He likes to crash into another car on the first lap.
Red Car #16 Cristino The Matter
He usually gets hit from behind.
Red Car #17 Olive Penies
He has a habit of stalling on the grid.
Yellow Car #18 Nick Hidefell
This guy is a gentleman.
Yellow Car #19 Gogo Pantno
Not sure what he's doing in F1.
Black Car #20 Ginmar Bun
Other cars eat this car for lunch.
Black Car #21 Salt Bumfarter
Other cars eat this car for breakfast
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